This is literally what my wife and I look like when she is telling me her side of a story kids
My joints are stiff, it’s because youre rolling them too tight old couple
A man with dreams needs a woman with vision cute kids
Therapist: what’s wrong? He’s insane, he shows his muscles to avoid problems. You know what else is insane? *starts unbuttoning shirt*
Are you mad or something? No. Sector is clear, I just think it’s funny how… Not clear, not clear! Star Wars messenger conversation
If the woman is always right, and a man is always wrong, then if a men tells a woman that she’s right is the man right or wrong?
People who have been single for too long are the hardest to love, it takes extraordinary to convince them that they need you in their life
When a male octopus finds a mate he rips his genitals off, throws it at the female so she can inseminate herself. Most epic way to tell someone go fck yourself