Good way to get to know your date woman: ask about her first pet, favourite movie, mom’s maiden name. Then login and read all their shit
Wow honey the house is so clean, was the internet down today?
When you’re about to pull out and she knows you’ve got money elephant alligator
Daddy i want to marry, first say sorry, now you are ready when you learn to say sorry without any reason you can marry
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When you’re cooking for your girlfriend and she asks for something fancy
Wife is for life, not just for Christmas. Think before you propose this year
When he’s ugly but he’s in a band so you give him a chance skeleton
You vs the guy she told you not to worry about Dwayne Johnson