Interviewer: any experience operating heavy machinery? Guy: does your mom count? Interviewer: lmao you’re hired
It’s okay Abby *baby oo God here we go… Typo misspelling misspelled messenger conversation fail
You’ll fail if you start learning the night before you underestimate my power
They wanted something long and hard I gave them my homework
Sure Abby *baby oh boy here we go misspelled typo
Stop killing mountains to make Mountain Dew protester sign
Me, my mom explaining what’s wrong with me to the doctor Keanu Reeves
Greek mythology vs Greek mythology without Zeus’ sex life