Fuck this shit, just kidding I need to pass
Polish immigrant into the UK starter pack
Do you have criminal record? No? Do I still need one? To get into Australia… This isn’t 1788 Queen Elizbeth
And just like that. *Poof* Weekend. Gone.
Join me and together we can rule the galaxy koala
Dad why do you work and do the housework and mom doesn’t? Because she promised she let me choose your name. Was it worth it? Of course it was Goku. Johnny Depp
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Reasons to date me: 1. no one will try to steal me from you 2. sometimes I’m funny Zach Galifianakis
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That laugh in exam when you know you’ve screwed up