The man who just drove into the parking space I was waiting for and told me to f off has arrived for his interview with me tweet
If a democracy cannot change it’s mind it ceases to be a democracy David Davis quote
JK Rowling finally told my parents they’re gay tweet
Every day is leg day when you’re running from your problems. Pakalu Papito
Anything is possible if you really belive in yourself. Elon Musk: no, it’s not twitter tweet
I’m 1st world poor which means I own a smartphone and expensive laptop so I can go online and check that I have no money in the bank
Jeremy Clarkson: I always thought this was my daughter but she appears to be doing a triathlon. No it’s OK, she is my daughter after all smoking cigarette
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Donald Trump: why are there no feminists in Japan? Because the Japanese hunt whales