My girl scored a freekick against me on FIFA I ended the game and the relationship no way she learnt that on her own
Pople in LA are deathly afraid of gluten. You could rob a liquor store in this city with a bagel. Ryan Reynolds twitter quote
Group projects make me understand why Batman prefers to work alone
Are you from Kenya? Because kenya give me your number? Pakalu Papito
Enters ugly contest judge sorry no professionals Pakalu Papito
If Chelsea win the World Cup my dad is buying tickets for me to see One Direction please Chelsea
People are fake: how can you love your newborn baby when you met it 2 minutes ago and know nothing about it?
RIP Steve Jobs the creator of facebook Bill Gates twitter logo