I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant but apparently it just changes the color of the baby
James Blunt: if you thought 2016 was bad im releasing an album in 2017 twitter
Telling black folks to be respectful to police to avoid dying is like telling women appropriately to avoid rape
If I had 1 dollar for every time I got called I’d have 1 dollar thanks mom Pakalu Papito
Relationship status: lol Pakalu Papito
Why women want to be equal when they could be better that shows lack of ambition which is why men are better Meninist
Never give up on your dreams keep sleeping Pakalu Papito
I have to be funny because being hot is not an option Pakalu Papito