Pizza came with no toppings on it or anything it’s just bread never mind I opened the pizza upside down
Sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star
I heard you like bad boys I’m bad at everything Pakalu Papito
When your crush texts you cute things like “who is this” and “how did you get this number” Pakalu Papito
Itunes has got it all wrong the hottest single of the year is me Pakalu Papito
Twitter tweet lenght comparison example explained Donald Trump me me me
Ok puberty I’m 51 jokes over you can make me hot now Pakalu Papito
I’d wish you the best but I am the best Pakalu Papito