If you think that a minute goes by really fast you’ve never done a plank
Someone offered my grandpa a preferred seat for elderly people on the subway and he did this human flag
After gym dogs comparison: body building, powerlifting, strongman, crossfit
When you’ve named every restaurant in a 40 mile radius and she still doesn’t know what she wants to eat. Ripped hand driving
How I feel after working out, how I actually am comparison young Arnold Schwarzenegger
2 men same age one ripped, the other fat
Every day is leg day when you’re running from your problems. Pakalu Papito
Therapist: what’s wrong? He’s insane, he shows his muscles to avoid problems. You know what else is insane? *starts unbuttoning shirt*