Single mothers love dressing their kids like the men who left them swag
Library scene. Girl: I study psychology and know what a man is thinking, men: I study law and know how to make someone feel guilty
Movie me looking at subtitles instead of screen
Science fact: it is impossible for a man to use tape measure without first seeing how far they can extend it before it collapses under its own weight
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Only guys will understand peeing as a graph
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You just need to be more confident bro. Handsome guy giving tips to ugly guy
When you leave a man at home alone with his baby head kiwi sticker
Men socialize by insulting each other but they don’t really mean it. Women socialize by complimenting each other and they don’t really mean it either