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When you have a weird dream about someone and wake up feeling completly differently about them cat
You know what’s sweeter than the sound of a child’s laughter? The sound of silence from not having any kids
Trying to sleep when your check engine light comes on cant sleep
Sleeping is fcking amazing, it’s like getting a free trial of being dead every night
Birds singing: we will never sleep, cause sleep is for the weak, no we will never rest till were all fcking dead beautiful comic
Closing your eyes for just another 2 minutes after your alarm goes off and waking up 25 years later married with 3 kids and a dog
Them: what do you want for Christmas? Me: bed that I can stay in all day long