Please be patient with the bartender, even a toilet can serve only one asshole at a time
Stop killing mountains to make Mountain Dew protester sign
Lost Apple Airpods. They haven’t come out yet, I just know I’ll lose them once they do. sign poster flyer
If you don’t remember her name in the morning take her to Starbucks tip
Free hugs, deluxe hugs $2 dollars
Touch my hair for $1 dollar red kid with curly hair creative idea
Please don’t use comic sans, we are a Fortune 500 company not a lemonade stand sign quote
Your options include: becoming your father, joining the army, making conceptual art, dying alone in the woods list