Free drink for programmers if you can read this code
Wife and dog kidnapped by ninjas need money for kung-fu lessons. I really want that dog back. Homeless man creative text
At the start of every disaster movie there’s a scientist being ignored protester quote
Speeding costs you demerit points best value 4 points
Roses are red, tacos are enjoyable, don’t blame a Mexican just because you’re unemployable
Library – because not everything on the internet is true
For air bag test keep tailgating TIR sign
If life gives you lemons a simple surgery can give you melons sign