Me risking my job, career and future to to get an extra 15 minutes of sleep Donald Duck
2007: I can’t wait to see what game graphics will look like after 10 years 2017 comparison fail
The future is happening now Apple multiple adapters headphones jack
17 year old me: I’m going to college and doing something with my life, 2 years later: interview on a black couch adult movie the casting couch
The robots are killing us but why we never programmed them to do this. If crazymurderingrobot = true then kill(humans). Programming code
In ten years we will laugh about that
If you woke up in the year 2100 what will be your first Google search? Half-Life 3
Interviewer: so what have you planned for the future? Me: lunch. No, like long term. Oh, dinner.