17 year old me: I’m going to college and doing something with my life, 2 years later: interview on a black couch adult movie the casting couch
The robots are killing us but why we never programmed them to do this. If crazymurderingrobot = true then kill(humans). Programming code
In ten years we will laugh about that
If you woke up in the year 2100 what will be your first Google search? Half-Life 3
Interviewer: so what have you planned for the future? Me: lunch. No, like long term. Oh, dinner.
So where will you be in 10 years time? Me: sleeping with dogs
When grandpa tries to show you his adult collection but you pull out iPhone and introduce him to 600gb of Pokemon adult content. The future is now old man
Battlefield 2030 European race wars