Spoke to a supermarket employee without crying. Facebook life achievement
Sarah what is that thing? I was pretty freaked out too, they’re called Asians and there’s like 15 different kinds
That one follower who likes everything you post
Like and share if… No. If you don’t share this… No. If you have a heart you will… No.
*Logs onto facebook* only pregnant woman there
Sets birthday to April 1st typical girl on facebook April Fools
For April fools day facebook should switch status update box and the search box people posting updates on the people they’re stalking
Left the toilet seat up at 2 AM, it finally happened facebook post with silly hashtags