Luke Skywalker likes this on facebook chopped hand
Facebook memories Chewbacca 38 years ago happy with Han Solo, crying
People on snapchat: snorting cocaine, people on facebook: super polite
People don’t always post on my facebook wall but when they do they wish me “happy birthday”, and then ignore me for another year
Kim Jong Un hey babe send nukes, ok, nudes oh shit messenger conversation
Become a fan on facebook literally
Told my Italian housemate a gangbang was when you go out with your friends so she facebooked this: pre gang bang selfie
When you fint out your wife has the right to vote on facebook polls. Sad arab muslim