Interviewer what are your skills? Me: puts jacket on his head
When you don’t know the answer to an exam question but you refuse to leave it blank. Bricks won’t fit hole in a wall
Hello this is doggo support have you tried throwing it up and eating again?
Question: Buddhists’ heaven is called: Nirvana, Metallica, Oasis
Who’s a good boy dog instantly jumps
Freddie Mercury who wants to be a millionaire I want to break free question answers
Coffee or tea? Coffee. Wrong, it’s tea stewardess asking on a plane
If the sun is 93 million miles away how are the clouds behind it?