Interviewer what are your skills? Me: puts jacket on his head
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When someone asks you what’s wrong but nothing’s wrong that’s just how your face looks
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Are you today’s date? Because you’re 10 out of 10 10th October
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Who should be allowed to sit first? Woman with a baby, pregnant woman, old man, man with broken leg?
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So what are we exactly? Girl asking boyfriend, your free trial has expired
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When you don’t know the answer to an exam question but you refuse to leave it blank. Bricks won’t fit hole in a wall
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Hello this is doggo support have you tried throwing it up and eating again?
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Mom am I beautiful? Like a prince, the prince with ugly face
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