Interviewer: any experience operating heavy machinery? Guy: does your mom count? Interviewer: lmao you’re hired
Give me one reason why any civilian needs access to something like this photo camera equipment looking like machine gun
Vim how do you exit this bus?
If Avicii wore pants would he wear them like this or like this? Coffin
If I paint my PC black will it run faster or stop working?
Why my cousin diamond is named like that? Because aunty loves diamonds. What about me? Enough questions Age of Empires Collector’s Edition
Trolley problem: nobody is in any danger, do you jump in front of the moving trolley? Dark humor
What’s wrong? Nothing, I’m a doctor not your husband