Queen Elizabeth: the throne is mine now, Prince Charles: but after you I will be the king right?
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Putin at the airport destination Ukraine, occupation? Yes, I mean no, maybe it’s classified
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Putin at the airport, customs desk officer: occupation? Putin: no just visiting
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You’re hiding double vaccinated people under your floorboards aren’t you? Nazi
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Interviewer: so why should we hire you? Me cute cat cos y’all hiring
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Child born god please not Russia hello sir where am I? Ukraine
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How often do planes crash? Just once
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Frodo Google what does idk mean? I don’t know, all right then keep your secrets
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