Me: 32 fahrenheit is equal to 0 celsius right? Yes, so zero plus zero is 64 fahrenheit? Teacher: listen here you little shit
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Who’s a good boy? Cat is dog having a nightmare
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Dog isn’t it weird how pitbulls, 11% percent of the dog population commit 50% percent of all dog attacks?
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If two gay black men get married and adopt a baby which father is supposed to abandon the family?
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Mom can we have psychotherapy? No, there is one at home belt
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Teacher who asked what is the unit of power, me who said what because I didn’t hear the question
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Interviewer what are your skills? Me: puts jacket on his head
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When someone asks you what’s wrong but nothing’s wrong that’s just how your face looks
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