A threesome? No thanks if I wanted to disappoint two people at once I’d go out to dinner with my parents Pakalu Papito
Crabs be my fellow crustaceans I am the crab lord
McDonalds employee fired for placing his mixtapes in children’s happy meals
Bill gates was a drop out yeah but he dropped out of harvard not 11th grade intensive reading
Deletes facebook account leaves social media lives in Himalayas pigeon comes with a note Candy Crush request
A man was hospitalized with 6 plastic horses up his the doctors described his condition as stable
If we can’t do a problem put a smile face hold smile be placed into special ed next week
Pope looks like he’s about to drop the hottest freestyle while his home is dropping a fire beat Pope Francis