911 dog emergency: my owner has been gone for 0.2 seconds, have you tried eating the couch?
When they ask you to take a drug test the same day as your interview Kermit Frog
The best things in life are actually really expensive inspiring quote
Only guitarists will know finger tips
Guy: I have 1 million dollars in bitcoins. Girl: wow, wanna buy us some drinks? Guy: oh no, I don’t have any real money
Who is the most stupid here? Guys sitting on tree branches
When you tell your parents you wanna be Batman when you grow up but you realize what must be done. Crying kid with a gun
Making memes in Photoshop vs making memes in MS Paint vs making memes in AutoCad brain meme