When you have to go to a fast food place because one of your friends is too broke for a real restaurant Kanye West
When you’re a substitute teacher and can’t control the class
When you send nudes to your online GF and your uncle’s phone rings with a message tone
Success: haha, you’ll never reach me! Yes I will, not through hard work and dedication, but by lowering my standards. Comic
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I bet I could hack this parking meter
Lady on the plane started to freak out realised I was Pakistani, I laughed so hard my granades nearly fell outa my pocket. Bullshit I keep my granades in my turban
Press any button to continue, on/off fail, it said any button
Woman sits 27 hours for an oil painting, omg delete that I’m serious bartholomew do not hang that in the great hall