Before Christmas dinner, after Christmas dinner Formula 1 tires got fat
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I gave you $10 dollars he gave you $20 dollars you didn’t realise he has 200 dollars while all I had was $10 dollars
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Father: you don’t have a house, a car, or a job. What can you offer my daughter? Me: bags of memes
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If you no longer go for a gap that exists, you’re no longer a racing driver. Vertical car
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On a date: tell me about yourself, I’m not rich but… girl already gone
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Poker is not a popular game among Chameleons. Looking like his top card silly drawing
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That moment when you get home, open the bag and realize you’re a dumbass. Bought staples for stapler fail
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Me doing literally nothing to improve my life like man drowning in shallow water
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