Please don’t tap the glass it scares the chocolates
Mom: hope you’re eating good since you moved out, me: eating a peanut butter and crack sandwich
When I get the bill restaurant Panda
Time to eat dog
Cat stuck in a vending machine
Russian diet
And for my next trick I will dissappear – fck you pear you taste like shit magician
Cheese has holes, more cheese = more holes, more holes = less cheese, more cheese = less cheese