When you’re checking something in the oven and the heat hits you black face
Muslim woman bringing home the bacon bag when you’ve been in the country for 10 years but still can’t read
400 calories of oil, chicken, vegetables, communism empty stomach
Pet food scale billboard: apocalyptic crisis, economic crisis, regular day, trying to bang a hot vegan chic
In a world full of princesses dare to be a hot dog
Tag a friend so they have to open their phone and look at this taco for no reason
Interviewer: so what have you planned for the future? Me: lunch. No, like long term. Oh, dinner.
Diet tip: your pants won’t get too tight if you don’t wear any