When you both gained a few pounds but the love is strong
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Koalas spend 99% percent of their life eating and sleeping and 1% percent searching for a mate. If they don’t find one they go back to sleep
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Me: why am I still single? Brain: you’re weird. Body: and you’re fat. Face: plus you’re pretty ugly. Food: I’m here for you
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Un restaurant: comfortable sir? No come for food
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Saying do I smell popcorn right after you fart so everybody takes a deep breath trolling
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When your salad keeps making jokes laughing women
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There’s something wrong with this banana George Bush corn
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How do people have self control when it comes to biscuits and just eat one or two, like if the packs infront of me I’ll just eat them all
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