Difference between master and a beginner: master has failed more times than the beginner has ever tried Yoda
Mom it’s not that hard to use a phone mum I had to teach you how to use a spoon
Guys be 21, looking 18, acting 14. Girls be 14, looking 18, acting 21
Every meal you make every bite you take I’ll be watching you dog
They feed me they care for me they must be gods – dog. I am a god – cat
Think different class full of Apple MacBook students
My girl scored a freekick against me on FIFA I ended the game and the relationship no way she learnt that on her own
Pople in LA are deathly afraid of gluten. You could rob a liquor store in this city with a bagel. Ryan Reynolds twitter quote