Linux sysadmin walks into a pharmacy: ephedrine. I can’t serve you that. Sudoephedrine, there you go
Apple: costs more, does less. It’s that simple. word play
The reason I like staying up late so much is because between 1 am and 5 am the world is quiet and no one expects anything from me so silent and calm love it
14 year olds captioning selfies with “I took a pill in Ibiza”, no Elizabeth you took a paracetamol in Spain because you had heartstroke behave
Google: does marker come off a laptop screen?
Parking reserved for green vehicles Dodge Challenger SRT muscle car parked
Pray for my dog yall. Nothing wrong with her she is just ugly as hell
Recycling is a liberal media myth just put everything in the trash trust me