I am sad Google results: I am sad in Spanish, I am sad in French, I am sad all the time
$15 dollars lawn care, you are reading this off a plate, I need some work man
Car check advisory information: ridiculous Christmas CD playing in car, it’s November
Susan is out until Thursday due to death
I thought getting a vasectomy would stop my wife getting pregnant but all it does is change the color of the baby Francis Beakstreet
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Does anyone know how to lower the difficulty settings on tinder?
Lady on the plane started to freak out realised I was Pakistani, I laughed so hard my granades nearly fell outa my pocket. Bullshit I keep my granades in my turban
Do normal dogs see police dogs and think “aw shit there’s the police”?