If you were waiting for a sign this is it get Windows 10 billboard
I have a boyfriend, oh wait no. That’s a cat, I have a cat
Warning: AdBlock makes you unattractive to women. I just installed it and now all the horny singles in my area have suddenly lost interest
Birthdays are good for your health studies have shown that people who have more birthdays live longer
The only reason I’m fat is because every time I sleep with your mom she makes me a sandwich fat kid
Donald Trump give a man a fish and he will eat for a day, deport a man and you will never have to feed him again pope
At the start of every disaster movie there’s a scientist being ignored protester quote
If you can’t handle me at my worst then leave because I don’t have a best I’m always awful Pakalu Papito