My generation is going to be known for wanting to die and memes newspaper quote
Doing nothing is very hard to do, you never know when you’re finished
Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app they will start using it Morgan Freeman
If you were waiting for a sign this is it get Windows 10 billboard
I have a boyfriend, oh wait no. That’s a cat, I have a cat
Warning: AdBlock makes you unattractive to women. I just installed it and now all the horny singles in my area have suddenly lost interest
Birthdays are good for your health studies have shown that people who have more birthdays live longer
The only reason I’m fat is because every time I sleep with your mom she makes me a sandwich fat kid