Come see my cat written on a building
Holy shit it’s a triangle OMG so hipster can’t breathe bag quote
We vandalize things that aren’t ours with quotes we didn’t write to impress people taking shits
Sick of commentators saying you couldn’t write a script like this. If people can write scripts about dystopian future they can write about scoring last minute equaliser
Hello it’s me I was wondering if after all these years you’d like to meet Leonardo DiCaprio Oscar
After my 11 years of education I still don’t know how mortgage or taxes work but hey at least I know about the cells inside a leaf
Wish I was as brave as my kid who ate zero bites of her dinner and asked my wife for a snack 6 minutes after the table was clear
You never really can fix a heart