Just remember who was there for you when no one else was cannabis
First day on the job as a drug dealer: *giggles* we don’t have Coke is Pepsi ok? *gets stabbed*
When you realize faded af spelt backwards is faded af
Remember kids if strangers offer you drugs take them because drugs are expensive
Congrats Amy Winehouse on being 3 years sober and drug free
When mom says it’s time for a family trip taking drugs
Me on job applications vs me in real life NASA astronaut
If we get married you should stop smoking, drinking, going to night clubs. What else can you leave? The idea of marrying you