The only exercise I’ve done this month is running out of money
Yo Google Glass. Tell me where can I find bikes black man
What are you doing? Watching guy play a game. That’s a complete waste of time comic
The most heavy metal goat ever
Woke up motivated to do well at my job today and it’s gone South Park
The driver: drive, don’t kill us, shotgun: mad dj skillz, navigate so hard back seat: nap like a boss, snack distributor, remind front people bathrooms exist
Never in the history of calm down has anyone calmed down by being told to calm down
Fat before I hate myself after fit nope that wasn’t it