Don’t search for heaven and hell in the future, both are now present: love without expectations is heaven, fight hate is hell
Stress is who you think you should be, peace is who you are inspiring quote
I am that person who constantly jiggles their leg I’m sorry
My final thought before making an important decision about my life: screw it
Thanks ladies for putting up with men who will never grow up and good luck to guys who are still looking for such lady
Imagine if they had parent teacher conferences at college. Mom: how’s my son doing? Professor: I have never seen this man in my life
The natural finger position of others in the office vs my natural finger position gaming
Koalas spend 99% percent of their life eating and sleeping and 1% percent searching for a mate. If they don’t find one they go back to sleep