When your mom thinks you’re on drugs but you’re actually just contemplating the next inevitable financial crisis and also you’re on drugs
There must be some way that victimizes me. Woman feminist
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat
Don’t underestimate me, I can go from lady to bat shit crazy in 2 seconds tattoo quote
Japanese say you have three faces: first face you show to the world, second face you show to your close friends and family, third face you never show anyone. It is the truest reflection of who you are
How to transform a plastic fork into a metal one
Like if you grew up on these mean streets carpet for kids