Linux sysadmin walks into a pharmacy: ephedrine. I can’t serve you that. Sudoephedrine, there you go
My sense of humor has gotten so low that this is the only shit I laugh at anymore birds without wings
When you tell a good joke and still thinking about it hours later weird dog
The homour archaeologists: how’s it going? Very disappointing, we’ve been excavating the site for weeks and it’s a double entendre, some puns and fart joke
Hey I got a girlfriend wow congrats april fools
When your joke is fire and you gotta wait for the squad to settle
Let’s hear a joke: “woman rights”. Tinder conversation feminist
When you and your mates are having a roasting session but then someone starts going deep and personal