“I’m finally getting used to this body”. Get a pet parrot teach it to say this and only this
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When you freak out about losing your glasses and your friends tell you to just look for them. With what eyes?
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Oh panzer of the lake what is your wisdom? Percentages are reversible mathematics tip
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Make single player game, sell it as multiplayer and tell players the universe is too big to find other players. Evil idea
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Ways to greet people during social distancing: fist bump, hand wave, force choke
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When cutting bagels put your finger through the stabilization hole to keep it steady protip lifehack
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When is it okay to ask a woman if she is pregnant? Graph: never no all the time
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Tsunami warning get as high as you can literally drugs
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