Did you know Jurgen Klopp doesn’t watch penalties so if he coaches Real Madrid he’ll miss all of Ronaldo’s goals
The less you give a fck the happier you’ll be Jack Nicholson
Never compliment a women on her mustache no matter how magnificent it is duck meme
Warning to avoid injury don’t tell me how to do my job warning sticker
If you ever get cold just stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually around 90 degrees
How to distribute your mixtape on Halloween: Twix bar pendrive
If someone ever tells you that you’re putting too much peanut butter on your bread stop talking to them you don’t need that kind of negativity in your life
Tips for success with women: don’t be ugly