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When you open your Christmas present and it’s another Axe gift set Slobodan Praljak drinking poison
Time spent wrapping presents graph: looking for the tape, scissors, moving the cat
When you ask for Minecraft from your grandparents but they misunderstood you and you got Mein Kampf
The re-giving tree: it’s a blender
When your siblings asks what you got them for Christmas. My presence is a present Kanye West
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Don’t get me anything for Christmas, you’re all I need. It’s a trap