That one follower that likes everything you post
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Kermit raise your hand if you didn’t get enough sleep last night
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We live like zombies we wake up carry out habits and go to sleep only to wake up and do it again you exist but do you feel alive
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I’m suspicious of people who don’t like dogs but I trust a dog when it doesn’t like a person Bill Muray
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Fck nudes send me a reason to live
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Hey I’ll be back in 5 minutes but if not just read this message again
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Yes I have a balanced diet a glass of wine in each hand
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Helena you’ve got the sweetest smile on Tinder vegetable cutecumber you’d have downs if you were a vegetable I’d pull the plug
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