Share this new coin featuring a black woman as lady liberty, I can’t wait to start using black people as currency again
Finally a car with enough seats for all my friends single seat place
Successful people they want others to succeed unsuccessful people they want others to fail
My social life, my emotional health, my sleeping schedule, my bank account
If someone ever tells you that you’re putting too much peanut butter on your bread stop talking to them you don’t need that kind of negativity in your life
Waiting for the bus like a Swede
It’s the people that are closest to you that can hurt you the most that’s because they’re in melee range
Told my Italian housemate a gangbang was when you go out with your friends so she facebooked this: pre gang bang selfie