We live like zombies we wake up carry out habits and go to sleep only to wake up and do it again you exist but do you feel alive
I’m suspicious of people who don’t like dogs but I trust a dog when it doesn’t like a person Bill Muray
Fck nudes send me a reason to live
Hey I’ll be back in 5 minutes but if not just read this message again
Yes I have a balanced diet a glass of wine in each hand
Helena you’ve got the sweetest smile on Tinder vegetable cutecumber you’d have downs if you were a vegetable I’d pull the plug
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And that’s when I said how is God different from the flying spaghetti monster?
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