Hey I’ll be back in 5 minutes but if not just read this message again
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Yes I have a balanced diet a glass of wine in each hand
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Helena you’ve got the sweetest smile on Tinder vegetable cutecumber you’d have downs if you were a vegetable I’d pull the plug
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1 in 4 accidents are caused by texting and driving, people: won’t be me. 1 in millions chance of winning the lottery, people: you never know
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And that’s when I said how is God different from the flying spaghetti monster?
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Thank you captain obvious meme
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Peacock real life vs instagram comparison
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Should I take my dog to the wet? I wood. Piece of wood looking like a dog
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