When you wake up in the morning to see that your friends tagged you in memes
Abortion is a difficult topic for me: on one hand I support it because it kills children, on the other hand it gives women a choice
Mark Zuckerberg he remembered your b-day when no one else did facebook
Donald Trump tweet: woman shoots up YouTube headquarters in California only injures 4 and kills herself, man would have gotten more kills, this is why there is wage gap, women can’t do things like a man can
Mark Zuckerberg I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe
You’ve got one profile picture and no mutual friends, who sent you? Facebook
Mark Zuckerberg when you become a meme on your own platform
Jesus apostles you have 12 followers