Kanye West Bohemian RAPsody. AIDS is now officially the second worst thing that has happened to Freddie Mercury
Jeremy Clarkson What is your favourite Peugeot? That’s like asking me to name my favourite eye infection
The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on facebook
Me opening up to someone pen package opening fail
This is cosmic Pepe, the rarest pepe on earth, he is only found every 6 million memes, like in 5 seconds or get bad luck
Girl I like vs girls that like me. Who said I liked you? twitter fail
Myth: introvert plus alcohol equals extrovert. Reality: introvert plus alcohol exuals drunk introvert
Spoke to a supermarket employee without crying. Facebook life achievement