Women during divorce be like; my kids, our money communism
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Free hugs vs deluxe hugs $2 dollars
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I could do one year “you get one trillion dollars but you have to pretend to be gay for a year”, bitch I will actively be gay for a year
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If I had a dollar for every time someone spelled my name wrong: pile of cash money
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Plastic pennies set of 100 for 3 dollars 49 cents
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Stop being poor Paris Hilton shirt quote
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Would you punch a little kid for 5 million dollars? Punched him already
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When I say I’m broke it doesn’t mean I have $0 dollars, it just means I have responsibilities to handle first before spending it on dumb shit
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