Evolution of parasites banker
My debit card is starting to feel more like a gift card not sure how much is on this but we’ll give it a try
Making one dollar bill look like four dollars tipping tip
We’ve got Pepsi instead of Coke, is that OK? I don’t know, is Monopoly money OK? In a restaurant
The ring she wants – wedding ring, the rings I want – Audi, the rings I can afford – onion rings
Doing your taxes on April Fools day seems like a perfectly legitimate way to defraud the government
Typical woman: dress $50 dollars = no interest, dress sale $50 dollars hurry up, let’s buy meme
When you check your bank balance and it’s more than zero happy man dollars