When you hear a noise downstairs but you don’t have to pay student loans if you’re murdered
What is better than hearing “I love you”? That krrr sound the ATM makes when withdrawing money
Pre drinks aren’t even pre drinks, they’re just the stage of drinks where you get absolutely smashed in order to save money when out
My nephew is turning 4 today but since money is tight we just not gonna tell him
We’ve got Pepsi instead of Coke, is that OK? I don’t know, is Monopoly money OK?
When you get your tax return and start spending your money on stupid shit dog bought a painting of himself
When you realize you spent all your money on armor so you have to defend the fort with a potato
Livin la vida broka