When you send nudes to your online GF and your uncle’s phone rings with a message tone
Zoom in on Drake’s nose hidden text trolling
I think he may need help text message
What are you doing? Texting the most beautiful girl in the world, but she is not replying so texting you. Achievement unlocked: savage
What do you do for a living? I hunt and kill aliens aren’t real. Have you ever seen one? No. You’re welcome
Mondays aren’t so bad it’s your job that sucks
I push objects off shelves while looking my human in the eyes cat
My dad who has been in a coma for 3 months and presumed dead texted me this: I lived bitch selfie