Just got iOS8 swiftkey is awesome when’s Android getting it? 4 years ago
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Mom don’t freak out but I’m in the hospital Jeremy you have been doctor for 8 years now please stop starting every phone conversation we have with that
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You’re vegan? Yep. I don’t date vegans, sorry
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When you’re about to send a risky drunken text and you know it will ruin your life but you do it anyway
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Just be mine our zodiac signs aren’t compatible so I can’t
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Wats ur religion? Money
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Whom are you texting? Just my aunt. Oh, okay. Jon Snow Game of Thrones
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Modern Home Alone: texted hello I’m home alone. Kevin, I’m so sorry, the end
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