One of those numbers is mine one is my dads good luck tinder
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People who are scared to double text, not me: I’ll send 16 text, 8 twitter DMs, 5 voicemails, poke on facebook and write them a letter
Just got iOS8 swiftkey is awesome when’s Android getting it? 4 years ago
Mom don’t freak out but I’m in the hospital Jeremy you have been doctor for 8 years now please stop starting every phone conversation we have with that
You’re vegan? Yep. I don’t date vegans, sorry
When you’re about to send a risky drunken text and you know it will ruin your life but you do it anyway
Just be mine our zodiac signs aren’t compatible so I can’t
Wats ur religion? Money