When you send nudes to your online GF and your uncle’s phone rings with a message tone
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Zoom in on Drake’s nose hidden text trolling
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I think he may need help text message
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What are you doing? Texting the most beautiful girl in the world, but she is not replying so texting you. Achievement unlocked: savage
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What do you do for a living? I hunt and kill aliens aren’t real. Have you ever seen one? No. You’re welcome
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Mondays aren’t so bad it’s your job that sucks
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I push objects off shelves while looking my human in the eyes cat
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My dad who has been in a coma for 3 months and presumed dead texted me this: I lived bitch selfie
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