Reasons hes not texting you girl staring at an old phone with no screen
When you send nudes to your online GF and your uncle’s phone rings with a message tone
Zoom in on Drake’s nose hidden text trolling
What are you doing? Texting the most beautiful girl in the world, but she is not replying so texting you. Achievement unlocked: savage
What do you do for a living? I hunt and kill aliens aren’t real. Have you ever seen one? No. You’re welcome
Mondays aren’t so bad it’s your job that sucks
I push objects off shelves while looking my human in the eyes cat
My dad who has been in a coma for 3 months and presumed dead texted me this: I lived bitch selfie