When you’re trying to enjoy Grand Canyon but they’re trying to fake Mars landing
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For every cigarette you smoke God takes an hour away from your life and gives it to Keith Richards
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Imagine getting a QR code tattoo so that if they find your body and scan it they would get Rickrolled
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Did you sell Rafa to Lyon to break Di Maria’s legs? Van Gaal: it’s a process
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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator
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Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense microwave
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Basketball pill into a drink Bill Cosby animation
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Bear: white, black, man, woman, straight, gay, catholic, muslim, american, mexican all taste like chicken
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