Commodore 64 your free Windows 10 upgrade is here! Install now? Yes / now
Perspective is everything cyclist hanging laying on the street
At midnight: I’ll go to bed soon. At 5:30 AM: why am I on Wikipedia reading about advanced nuclear theory?
Welcome to real life where nobody cares if you’re offended and your feelings don’t matter
Looks like another case of someone over forty trying to understand Snapchat head blown away
If the flying spaghetti monster didn’t create life why is DNA shaped like pasta? Checkmate evolution and creationism
And just like that. *Poof* Weekend. Gone.
It’s windy today, no it’s Thursday, so am I let’s have a beer. Old deaf men