If you can read this you are standing on my boobs. Creative grave quote
One ticket, really? Matryoshka
Hello this is Steve Dogs Steve Jobs black turtleneck
The only exercise I’ve done this month is running out of money woman
That disappointing moment when you get to work and it’s not on fire
The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains gives hope to many people
Couples that fart together stay together
When I try to make a salad. Aww I messed up again steak