That moment you realize it’s going to be difficult to explain why youre late for work. Huge Minion on blocking the road
Interviewer: so why do you want this job? Well I’ve always been really passionate about not starving to death
Roses are red, tacos are enjoyable, don’t blame a Mexican just because you’re unemployable
Going to work when I first started my job vs now Shia Labeouf
The natural finger position of others in the office vs my natural finger position gaming
Interviewer: why do you want this job? Me: I’ve just always been very passionate about not starving to death
1958: I bet in the future they will have flying cars, 2018: astronaut in Tesla Roadster Falcon Heavy test flight SpaceX
For the company picnic management decided that due to liability issues we could only have one beer per person. I was fired for ordering the huge giant cups