$15 dollars lawn care, you are reading this off a plate, I need some work man
Susan is out until Thursday due to death
Dating after 30 is like: are we doing this or not? I got shit to do
When you’re at work and wondering if getting paid is even worth the bullshit Ron Swanson
Fun facts about Germany: no fun in Germany, go back to work. Creavive mug cup
Me on job applications vs me in real life NASA astronaut
When you don’t have work so you do nothing all day then you regret doing nothing all day
Dude, what do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops? Guardians of the galaxy