Graphic designer: what my friends think I do, what my mom thinks I do, what I think I do, what society thinks I do, what clients think I do, what I really do
Interviewer 1: describe yourself in one word, Me: hired. Interviewer 2: holy shit can she do that?
Me: I’m good in C language. Interviewer: write hello world using C. Me: ascii
Let’s not talk about work. *Silence* Okay, let’s talk about work comic
Know the work rules aprropriate vs inapropriate looking good Susan
When jobs want you to have 10 years of work experience before the age of 22 kids at work wearing uniforms
To fix the engine you must first become the engine man inside engine
When a Google employee dies their spouse receives half of the employee’s salary for 10 years and their children $1000 dollars per month until they turn 19