Damn chihuahuas they took our jobs redneck dog
Programmers: has steady job, lost a client, rent is late, unemployed
Dirty hands are a sign of clean money
John Harrison has a job tasting ice cream tasted samples of over 200 million gallons of ice cream his taste buds are insured for 1 million
Backend developers back of monitors
That’s not my job everybody somebody anybody nobody
Swearing at work manual instead of try saying
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Always give 100% percent at work: 12% monday 23% tuesday 40% wednesday 20% thursday 5% friday