Computer workspace when you have a baby
90% percent of all PC repair guys are just better at using Google than you
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I survived another meeting that should have been an email
Project manager person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month
Me: ugh I’m broke as fck. Boss: wanna go home early? Yes sure
I’m not lazy I’m just highly motivated to do nothing
CEO definition Chief Executive Officer is a company’s oldest whitest male employee
Working in IT is like being married when it’s perfect there’s no thanks, when it goes wrong boy you are in shit