Before payday only bread and water payday table full of food
When employers want you to have 10 years of work experience before age of 22 kids in uniforms and helmets
Guide to software developer job advertisements explained
CEO two words: right decisions, one word: experience, two words: wrong decisions
Young I was needed the money did I Yoda dressed as night club dancer
What do you do for a living? I hunt and kill aliens aren’t real. Have you ever seen one? No. You’re welcome
New company word focus fck off cause U’re stupid when you are annoyed with someone tell them to focus
Mondays aren’t so bad it’s your job that sucks