Job application these days: we are looking for a 25-26 aged candidate with 30 years of experience
When you work as an it support guy there is no such thing as not compatible
Camel can work for a week without drinking a man can drink for a week without working
I have a job so I’m able to buy video games can’t play video games because I have a job
Not all heroes wear capes pizza delivery man
Damn chihuahuas they took our jobs redneck dog
Programmers: has steady job, lost a client, rent is late, unemployed
Dirty hands are a sign of clean money