Kids: Christmas is about presents, parents: no it isn’t. Jesus: thank you. Parents: Christmas is about family
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Thanksgiving, shmanksgiving. We both know this is because I slept with your wife rooster
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The four stages of life: 1. You believe in Santa Claus, 2. You don’t believe, 3. You are Santa Claus, 4. You look like Santa Claus
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When you realise Christmas and New Year are over and you have to stop eating all the food drinking alcohol and generally pull your life together sad cat
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Fake Santa Claus its all good your excellency we arrested the person who tried to steal your identity
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Time spent wrapping presents graph: looking for the tape, scissors, moving the cat
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How everyone feels after being with family for 48 hours Ben Affleck
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When you ask for Minecraft from your grandparents but they misunderstood you and you got Mein Kampf
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