Kids: Christmas is about presents, parents: no it isn’t. Jesus: thank you. Parents: Christmas is about family
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Thanksgiving, shmanksgiving. We both know this is because I slept with your wife rooster
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The four stages of life: 1. You believe in Santa Claus, 2. You don’t believe, 3. You are Santa Claus, 4. You look like Santa Claus
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When you realise Christmas and New Year are over and you have to stop eating all the food drinking alcohol and generally pull your life together sad cat
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Christmas socks taxation is theft when you decide to leave a message of truth while christmas shopping
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Shots fired at nakatomi plaza breaking news die hard movie
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Fake Santa Claus its all good your excellency we arrested the person who tried to steal your identity
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Dear santa this is not the 20 years old escort that I asked you Ford Escort
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