When you have to go to a fast food place because one of your friends is too broke for a real restaurant Kanye West
Tag a friend who’s an idiot and tag another who’s awesome don’t tell either of them who it is Will Ferrell
When your best friend’s parents say “you’re not a guest anymore, you’re family” Steve Harvey
I feel so proud when my friends tell me their parents like me, damn right they do, I’m a delight
When you tell her you love her and she replies: “I love you too bestfriend” kid hit balls
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Definition of a best friend: a person who opens his mouth just to insult you
When the school shooter says you know I’ve always liked you and pulls out another glock change team
Friends are like potatoes: if you eat them they die