When your friends are drunk and you have to look after them because they keep doing stupid things
Me: I’m gonna give that the person I like some space today. Also me: list of things with Patrick
When you freak out about losing your glasses and your friends tell you to just look for them. With what eyes?
There are 3 kinds of friends: 1. acquaintances, 2. friends, 3. those whose house you can poop at and grab yourself a drink without asking
When you wake up in the morning to see that your friends tagged you in memes
When your friend finally watches a show you kept telling them about and they love it. Kissing hand Godfather
Tag a mate who looks like this after 5 minutes in the sun burnt skin
Erdogan friendship ended with Obama now Putin is my best friend