Make your own rules: 1. never pass out. Trolling girl tattoo on a party
Myth: introvert plus alcohol equals extrovert. Reality: introvert plus alcohol exuals drunk introvert
When the bouncers are throwing you out the club and your waving to your friends like cute panda
You honk, we drink. Australians on the side of a road
When all people can do is brag about how drunk and high they got. Drake clapping
I wasn’t that drunk. Dude, you asked your own girlfriend if she was single
When your friend is a pirate and really wants to be in the picture sill womens feet party photo
This tequila tastes like I’m not going to work tomorrow