When the bouncers are throwing you out the club and your waving to your friends like cute panda
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You honk, we drink. Australians on the side of a road
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When all people can do is brag about how drunk and high they got. Drake clapping
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I wasn’t that drunk. Dude, you asked your own girlfriend if she was single
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When your friend is a pirate and really wants to be in the picture sill womens feet party photo
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This tequila tastes like I’m not going to work tomorrow
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When you come home at 3 in the morning drunk af and your dog is like
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Me: I’m not drinking tonight, 4 hours later: fallen off the stairs
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