I wasn’t that drunk. Dude, you asked your own girlfriend if she was single
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When your friend is a pirate and really wants to be in the picture sill womens feet party photo
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This tequila tastes like I’m not going to work tomorrow
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When you come home at 3 in the morning drunk af and your dog is like
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Me: I’m not drinking tonight, 4 hours later: fallen off the stairs
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Corona virus hits man after last order Corona Extra beer UK
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When you pay for her dinner and take her to the club and she reacts to “single ladies make some noise”
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When you convince yourself to finally go out then realize it was a mistake and you’d rather be home
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